The Evil Grant Game

The basics of the game are the person above you makes the wish, and you in turn as the granter grant the wish, but you put an evil twist on it. While at the end making your own wish so the game can go on

Ex:

I wish I could fly.

Granted! The wings sprout from your back. Your hands touch the almost plastic-like material, the veiny lines like bumps on a road. You flutter them, and you can't help but feel it sounds like a fly buzzing around you. You start to walk forward, when you realize you feel different. Within seconds your body becomes almost squishy feeling. You fall to the ground as your legs start to feel like jello. Within a few frightening minutes you watch as you body contorts and shrinks, your limbs completely disappearing. You lose consciousness just as eyes start to sprout from your forehead.

You awake, your head pounding. Your eyes open and you feel like you're looking a million television sets. You've miraculously become a fly.

So. I'll start.

I wish the newsletter would write itself!

Granted:

But it consist of a mindless chant written in a runic language, over and over again. Everyone thinks it's funny and puts it up on wall to laugh at 'your' efforts, but the words are the language of the devil and they possess the other students, now driven insane by the evil runic devil language they eat you alive.

I wish I walk on water.

Granted:

But now half the people thinks you're that long dead guy they've been telling their problems to the last couple thousand years and the other half think you are some sort of demon pretending to be that guy. When you don't have a mob following you around telling you all their ills you got one trying to burn you at the stake.

I wish my cat could talk.

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I wish I walk on water.

Granted! You leave you home, and walk to the lake a few miles from you. You walk forward, and stop just at the edge on the rocks. Your first foot goes forward, you're very unsure of yourself. As it hits the water, you realize it feels like sitting on a water bed. Your other foot follows and you stumbled onto the water. You can't help but smile as you unsteadily make your way across the small creek. You practice for a few hours, and become a pro. Though, you make your mistake as someone catches you on camera.

The next day you watch the news and to your shock, the video is there! People are rioting all over, and they want to find you. Some call it a miracle, others are saying you're Jesus come to take them back. You panic as you look out the window. People have gasoline containers in their hands as they douse your trailer. You hold on tightly to your wife, and pray.

It appears not everyone believes your the next Jesus. Within seconds your trailer goes into flames, and you have no way out. Oh well, at least you got to walk on water, right?

I wish I could write better!

Oops! Appears I was too late.

Anyways! Onward.

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I wish my cat could talk.

Granted! Your cat can talk and for that matter, he can now walk on his hind legs. He becomes your new best friend, if he wasn't already, but you can't take him out of the house. You fear someone might steal him away from you. With this new ability to talk, your cat also has human intelligence and it takes him little time to realize what you're doing. He assumes you're ashamed of him.

One night, he sneaks out. You search for him for weeks, until finally you turn on the television. Your eyes go wide, as he's in a fine suit, talking to Oprah. Throughout the next few weeks, he goes on many shows, talking about you and how it feels to be a talking cat. By week three, he is assassinated on the way to the Maury show, where you were scheduled to meet him.

I wish I could write better.

Granted.

You write perfect runic cryptic language of the damned which slowly drives everyone around you insane. They bow down and worship you day and night, night and day. Giving their flesh for you to eat and their blood for you to drink. They demand that you must eat and drink them to grant them passage to Heaven.

You die six months later from a slew of medical conditions from eating way to many people of questionable heath. The people elect a new Evil Goddess but enact a a FDA health code on who can be eaten.

I Wish I had the powers of Superman.

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I Wish I had the powers of Superman.

Granted! You have the powers of Superman. You can fly at speeds beyond that of any simple plane, you have that handy X-ray vision, not to mention his super strength. Was being super sexy an ability too? Who cares. Let’s give you that too.

Within a few days you’ve toned your abilities and you can easily control them. You get through your work within seconds, leaving the 8 hour a day shifts useless. You get paid for those 8 hours, of course, but you no longer have to work that long! The rest of your day is spent saving lives all around the world. You take your wife where ever she wants, and life is amazing for you.

That’s until one fateful day when you get that call from The Pea on the banana phone, his squeaky voice comes through the receiver. Panic strikes you, when you get word of the kidnapping of your wife by the evil Doctor Dentist. You come to hear that he has your weakness, as with all his powers you would most certainly get his weakness, they have Kryptonite. You love your wife more then anything, yet at the same time you know if you go, it will be the death of you. You plead with The Pea to help you out, but he has prior engagement as it appears Senior Malto Ball and Mister Skittles are doing an escapade of their own, selling candy on the streets to children of all ages. You sigh as the phone call ends, at wits end of what to do.

Within a few hours you’re at Doctor Dentist’s office, tied up and near death as the Kryptonite touches your skin. Your wife sits at your side, as they strap the bombs to your chair. Unfortunately you can do nothing. Be careful what you wish for.

I wish I could sleep more!

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I wish I could sleep more!

granted but now all you want to do is sleep. You get fired from work and your partner becomes unhappy. You sleep so much now that you have been admitted to hospital and they mistake you for a corpse...

i wish i didn't need sleep

soujiroseta wrote:

i wish i didn't need sleep

Granted; You don't Need Sleep, but like anything you need, like a candy bar, you become addicted it, you end up sleeping almost 3/4 your life away due to the sheer joy of sleeping, since your other 1/3 is spent eating and working in an office building, you gain an amazing amount to weight and finally become so fat you can not get out of bed. You get forklifted to a hospital but it was too late, you eat and slept yourself to death.

I wish I could trade problems with people.

Granted!

You're problems are irrelevant, I have problems but I'd be more then happy to trade with you. Can you pay my rent, I'm about 3 months past due? Can you raise my kids I have 15 and triplets on the way. Can you complete my masters in Environmental Science of Behavioral and Physical Symptoms of Immaterial Nuts? I'm tried of studying. Oh and by the way, can you fix dinner? I'm starving!

(Hey that was fun!)

I wish I was in better shape!

Granted!

but you inly stay in shape for 3 hours!

i wish we didn't need school.

soujiroseta wrote:

i wish we didn't need school.

Granted!

In the course of a week, we all decay into a chaos and return to being a primitive cave dwelling savages and now because we all running naked though the forest with only crude wooden clubs and stones we as a species get trampled to death by a pack of angry cows.

I wish I had the ability to read minds (when I want to)

Granted!

But the more you use the power the more you realize that you are surrounded by a bunch of self-centered morons who think more about their favorite television shows then anything you deem important. What's worse you learn that those whom you hold in the highest regard don't really like you. Soon depression sets in and everyday you start to read more and more people's mind in the hope of finding some hope for humanity, some reason to live. When you don't you move into the mountains and live in a small shack with no running water and wait for the end of the world to come and kill all the brainless people below.

I wish there were more good books to read.

Granted!

But your hands are starting to curl over and you can't write or type fast enough.

I wish I had a new diamond ring.

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I wish I had a new diamond ring.

Granted but its the smallest diamond ring in existence and can only be seen under a proton microscope.

i wish i had more money by tomorrow.

soujiroseta wrote:

i wish i had more money by tomorrow.

Granted!

You're a dollar richer! And five dollars deeper in debt.

I wish my dogs could use the computer.

Granted!

But now the FBI is out your front door asking you why someone from you IP address has been downloading massive amounts of bestiality themed pornography. Your dog would explain the whole thing, but he can only type, not talk, and besides he's too busy sitting in the corner licking his balls.


I wish I had the power to kill with my mind.

HYdraMStar wrote:

I wish I had the power to kill with my mind.

Granted!

But unfortunately you can only kill yourself.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

granted but your wish is so precise that it kills everyone within 20 yards of you.

I wish i was braver

Granted!

But now your a daredevil. It has it's upside, GROUPIES, but you've broken every bone in your body and your eyes always have that weird ringing in them.

I wish I knew where all the misplaced items in my house get off to.

Granted!

But by the time you remember again, your house falls apart and the only things left are those misplaced items.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.

Snacker wrote:

I wish I had a jacuzzi.

Granted!

But you also become deathly scared of water and never use, or take a bath again.

I wish my hands would stop hurting every time I hurt them.

Granted, they no longer hurt when you hurt them, but they hurt when you don't.
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I wish my homework was done (correctly)

Iulia wrote:

I wish my homework was done (correctly)

Granted.

But it is two weeks late, and you still receive an F.

I Wish I was sexy.

Granted, but when you are super sexy everyone really likes. Girls want to stroke you and everyone seems to be having a good time, but since you have been stroked and liked to much. You skin becomes dry and wrinkly and in the end you look hideous.

I wish that I had my evil wish granted and that something evil would happened, but the evil wish would probably be corrupted and turned into a good wish, so I wish for the good wish to be evil again.

Leaka wrote:

I wish that I had my evil wish granted and that something evil would happened, but the evil wish would probably be corrupted and turned into a good wish, so I wish for the good wish to be evil again.

Granted.

But since this wish is so confusing, how about we just say you somehow end up being eaten alive by fire ants and call it day.

I wish I had limitless funds.