The Gnu
A mud coloured antelope, a walking dinner
for hyenas and lions and they can always catch one when hungry.
There was a big gnu chasing lesser ones away from
the waterhole on the savannah, its plane was to drink all the water.
The hyena that had been sleeping awoke and gnus needed a new king;
the winner is the fasted runner,
and it is not fair to point out their stupidity.